Live On Rails: Szkolenia on-line

środa, 2 kwietnia 2008

Szkolenia on-line

Raz na miesiąc muszę robić bezsensowne szkolenia online. Polegają one na czytaniu rzeczy oczywistych, czasem są animacje lub filmy. Większość da się załatwić poprzez przeklikanie - bez czytania. Dziś robiłem szkolenie, które powiedziało mi żebym jednak czytał, bo za szybko klikam ;) Podejrzliwa, cwana bestia. Bezsens tego typu szkoleń poświadcza to, że test sprawdzający da się wykonać następująco: nie czytając pytania wybrać odpowiedź która nie jest bez sensu. 100% trafień. To chyba tylko w audioidiotele jest łatwiej :) To dla idiotów jakichś są te testy czy jak?

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