cli-ent-co-pi-a

cli-ent-co-pi-a => ostatnio staję się fanbojem tego sajtu, dostarcza mi on nieustannej rozrywki. Dopiero ostatnio na niego natrafiłem (mam wrażenie że sajt ma teraz swoje 5 minut), i zdaję sobie sprawę że niedługo przeczytam wszystko :/ (co dobre szybko się kończy). Oto kilka wybranych wpisów:

Me: Are there any Windows open?
Client: They were, but I had to shut them because its raining.
hmm...

"HTML, is that the same as hotmail?"\

Female, account manager in bank, works with computer more than 5 years. Speaks to client by phone, asks for client's e-mail address.
Client dictates his e-mail: name@name.com
Female writes: nameETAnameDOTcom and asks how client spells ETA*
* it's all about @

Email from client:
Please update my email address to our company website from firstname.t.lastname@... to firstname.lastname@... (Remove the t.) Our customers are wondering coz their emails sent to me are returning back.
I made the update. Then I noticed that there's his OLD email address in his email signature!

ME "Ok, I've reset your password to secret1, that's lowercase s-e-c-r-e-t-1"
User "Is that the number 1 or the letter 1?"

I recently received an emial from a client that said:
"Please send me your email address so that I can send you the information you need".
My response:
"This IS my email address..."